tyelr:

My mom came in my room today asked me why I got so many tissues in the trash I straight told her I been jerkin more than usual lately.. Wasn’t bouta tell her i was cryin my eyes out sniveling n shit at 5 am bc the lil girl in my anime missed her big sis wedding bc she in a coma

(Source: oreimo)

smathmouth:

My favourite Christmas carol is silent night because of the line “holy infant, so tender and mild” because I like to imagine the baby Jesus as a chicken wing

(Source: scarypeg)

meladoodle:

i cant stop laughing this tweet is incredible

(Source: meladoodle)

occultalux:

i-wanna-get-in-englands-pants:

omg i just realized why mario and luigi are red and green

image

how i didn’t see that i’m so stupid

oh

(Source: jalowin)

twitturds:

walk into the club like wait nevermind can we go home

(Source: instantlys)

sayhi-tosaturn:

suburban-ghetto:

Michael Kyle Jr. in Suburban Pain

me tbh

Waited for this gif set my whole entire life

(Source: wibblywobblyandcustard)

fallontonight:

Despite appearances, Jimmy is not the author of this Do Not Read selection.